Everybody Was Kung Flu Dieing

*Politically Insensitive Material Ahead

Oh-Hoh-hoh-ohhh
Oh-hoh-hoh-ohhh
Oh-Hoh-hoh-ohhh
Oh-hoh-hoh-ohhh

[Chorus]
Everybody was Kung Flu Crying
Niggas be toilet paper buying
Can’t hear over all that whining
Engineered for awful dieing

There were coofing Chinamen in filthy China Town
They were coughing blood up
They were tossing pills down
Got your dragon penis pills
Why don’t they cure your ills
Send that shit out on a ship
Now we’re puking from the lip

Everybody was Kung Flu Crying
Niggas be toilet paper buying
Can’t hear over all that whining
Engineered for awful dieing

There were public service calls and a little CDC
They said, just eat the bat soup, it’s all good
We took the train and now we cannot stand
Locked up in our homes on medical demand
A sudden outbreak killed my Gram
So now I’m gonna take the Tram

Everybody was Kung Flu Crying
Niggas be toilet paper buying
Can’t hear over all that whining
Engineered for awful dieing

Oh-Hoh-hoh-ohhh
Oh-hoh-hoh-ohhh
Oh-Hoh-hoh-ohhh
Coof on, coof on, coof on
Das rite

Everybody was Kung Flu dieing
My kids are at home crying
Yeah I got my toilet paper hiding
Can’t find dried peas over all this whining
Kung Flu dieing, had to get my wet wipes drying

A parody of the Carl Douglas song, “Everybody Was Kung Flu Fighting.”